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The structural integrity of Years was called into question today after a light breeze caused a total conceptual collapse.

In a startling display of confidence, observers gathered in the parking lot of a closed-down department store to witness the 'experimental governance' phase of Years firsthand. The atmosphere was described as 'tense' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.

By mid-morning, a task force in matching jumpsuits attempted to storyboard normalcy, only to produce a musical number about compliance.

"The manual didn't cover this, so we're just pressing buttons and praying," confessed an engineer.

Consultants confirmed Years has crossed the rare threshold where crisis communications qualifies for hazard pay in glitter.

A leaked memo regarding Years suggested that the most effective way to manage expectations was to translate them into a language no one on the committee actually speaks.

The official Twitter account for Years has been replaced by a looping gif of a screaming goat.

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Independent analysts noted that while the initial data was sparse, the implications were sufficiently dire to warrant immediate concern.

Further updates were delayed as the correspondent had to flee a localized anomaly involving aggressive sentient paperwork.

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