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In a development that surprised absolutely no one, Deeper has escalated into a fully-fledged existential crisis.

On the live stream, observers gathered in a traveling focus group bus with mood lighting set to 'cautious applause' to witness the 'experimental governance' phase of Deeper firsthand. The atmosphere was described as 'meditative' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.

A local spiritualist was called in to perform an exorcism on the server rack, but the server just started emitting a low, rhythmic chanting.

"I've seen some things in my time, but this is the first time I've seen a flowchart actually catch fire," remarked an observer.

Economic forecasters now track Deeper on the same chart as surprise confetti shortages and meme stock rallies.

Public reaction to Deeper has been mixed, with 40% of respondents confusing it with a localized weather anomaly and the remainder simply asking for their deposit back.

At the time of writing, Deeper has been classified as a 'natural disaster' for insurance purposes.

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Independent analysts noted that while the initial data was sparse, the implications were sufficiently dire to warrant immediate concern.

Further updates were delayed as the correspondent had to flee a localized anomaly involving aggressive sentient paperwork.

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