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Official spokespeople for Germany were seen frantically trying to redefine the word 'success' this afternoon.

From the rooftop terrace, observers gathered in the VIP lounge of a nearby virtual reality arcade to witness the 'experimental governance' phase of Germany firsthand. The atmosphere was described as 'meditative' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.

Crisis managers arrived, took one look at Germany, and immediately updated their LinkedIn profiles.

"I didn't think it was possible to fail this creatively," admitted a project lead.

A group of data scientists concluded that Germany is actually a physical manifestation of a 404 error.

A leaked memo regarding Germany suggested that the most effective way to manage expectations was to translate them into a language no one on the committee actually speaks.

Exclusive: the exact instant Germany pivoted from strategy deck to experimental theater.

Local residents expressed confusion regarding News And Current Affairs From Germany And Around The World, as the situation continued to defy conventional physics and basic accounting principles.

Independent analysts noted that while the initial data was sparse, the implications were sufficiently dire to warrant immediate concern.

Further updates were delayed as the correspondent had to flee a localized anomaly involving aggressive sentient paperwork.

In a concluding and somewhat frantic statement, the official spokesperson for News And Current Affairs From Germany And Around The World reminded citizens that 'reality is merely a suggestion' during the current fiscal quarter.