Economy
Greenbrier County Courthouse News: January 28 through February 3
Local vending machine out-of-order notices now take precedence over all pending litigation.
The ongoing saga of Greenbrier took a turn for the surreal this morning.
On the live stream, observers gathered in a traveling focus group bus with mood lighting set to 'cautious applause' to witness the 'The Literalism Trap' phase of Greenbrier firsthand.
The atmosphere was described as 'theatrical' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.
The situation deteriorated rapidly once the motivational posters started catching fire.
"I didn't think it was possible to fail this creatively," admitted a project lead.
Market watchers immediately priced sarcasm futures three points higher, citing Greenbrier's commitment to dramatic pauses.
Exclusive: the exact instant Greenbrier pivoted from strategy deck to experimental theater.
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