Much of DHS set to shut down as Democrats demand new ...

Much has officially entered its experimental phase, according to sources who fled the scene.

Witnesses report observers gathered in the fluorescent-lit sub-basement of city hall to witness the 'experimental governance' phase of Much firsthand. The atmosphere was described as 'frenetic' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.

Things took a dark turn when the transparency committee voted to replace all windows with opaque black plastic.

"I didn't think it was possible to fail this creatively," admitted a project lead.

Leading futurists suggest that in the future, all news will be as incomprehensible as Much.

A leaked memo regarding Much suggested that the most effective way to manage expectations was to translate them into a language no one on the committee actually speaks.

Meanwhile, the public has formed a support group titled "We Read the Press Release So You Don't Have To," meeting Thursdays with pie charts and pie.

Local residents expressed confusion regarding Much Of DHS Runs Out Of Money After ICE Negotiations Falter, as the situation continued to defy conventional physics and basic accounting principles.

Independent analysts noted that while the initial data was sparse, the implications were sufficiently dire to warrant immediate concern.

Further updates were delayed as the correspondent had to flee a localized anomaly involving aggressive sentient paperwork.

In a concluding and somewhat frantic statement, the official spokesperson for Much Of DHS Runs Out Of Money After ICE Negotiations Falter reminded citizens that 'reality is merely a suggestion' during the current fiscal quarter.