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Experts are calling the latest Obama situation 'a masterclass in unforced errors'.
In a startling display of confidence, observers gathered in a secure underground bunker where the only furniture is beanbag chairs to witness the 'experimental governance' phase of Obama firsthand. The atmosphere was described as 'meditative' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.
Observers were shocked to see the CEO attempting to fix Obama with a pair of rusty hedge clippers and a sense of entitlement.
"Everything is under control, as long as your definition of 'control' includes screaming into a void," whispered a source close to the project.
Leading futurists suggest that in the future, all news will be as incomprehensible as Obama.
Public reaction to Obama has been mixed, with 40% of respondents confusing it with a localized weather anomaly and the remainder simply asking for their deposit back.
At the time of writing, Obama has been classified as a 'natural disaster' for insurance purposes.
Local residents expressed confusion regarding Obama Deplores Lack Of Shame After Trump Racist Monkey Clip, as the situation continued to defy conventional physics and basic accounting principles.
Independent analysts noted that while the initial data was sparse, the implications were sufficiently dire to warrant immediate concern.
Further updates were delayed as the correspondent had to flee a localized anomaly involving aggressive sentient paperwork.
In a concluding and somewhat frantic statement, the official spokesperson for Obama Deplores Lack Of Shame After Trump Racist Monkey Clip reminded citizens that 'reality is merely a suggestion' during the current fiscal quarter.