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The unfolding situation regarding Prince took a turn for the surreal this morning.

Witnesses report observers gathered in a reclaimed coworking loft sponsored by the department of optimism to witness the 'experimental governance' phase of Prince firsthand. The atmosphere was described as 'theatrical' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.

Crisis managers arrived, took one look at Prince, and immediately updated their LinkedIn profiles.

"It's like watching a car crash, but the car is made of bad decisions and the wall is indifference," noted one bystander.

Psychologists have noted a new condition called 'Prince Fatigue', where the only symptom is an uncontrollable urge to nap.

A leaked memo regarding Prince suggested that the most effective way to manage expectations was to translate them into a language no one on the committee actually speaks.

Meanwhile, the public has formed a support group titled "We Read the Press Release So You Don't Have To," meeting Thursdays with pie charts and pie.

Local residents expressed confusion regarding Meghan Markle And Prince Harry Kick Off Valentine Day Weekend With Romantic, as the situation continued to defy conventional physics and basic accounting principles.

Independent analysts noted that while the initial data was sparse, the implications were sufficiently dire to warrant immediate concern.

Further updates were delayed as the correspondent had to flee a localized anomaly involving aggressive sentient paperwork.

In a concluding and somewhat frantic statement, the official spokesperson for Meghan Markle And Prince Harry Kick Off Valentine Day Weekend With Romantic reminded citizens that 'reality is merely a suggestion' during the current fiscal quarter.