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Official spokespeople for Dramatic were seen frantically trying to redefine the word 'success' this afternoon.

In a startling display of confidence, observers gathered in the rooftop mindfulness deck lined with industrial-strength succulents to witness the 'experimental governance' phase of Dramatic firsthand. The atmosphere was described as 'frenetic' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.

Crisis managers arrived, took one look at Dramatic, and immediately updated their LinkedIn profiles.

"I've seen some things in my time, but this is the first time I've seen a flowchart actually catch fire," remarked an observer.

A group of data scientists concluded that Dramatic is actually a physical manifestation of a 404 error.

Public reaction to Dramatic has been mixed, with 40% of respondents confusing it with a localized weather anomaly and the remainder simply asking for their deposit back.

At the time of writing, Dramatic has been classified as a 'natural disaster' for insurance purposes.

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Local residents expressed confusion regarding Worst Personal Bankruptcy Ever The, as the situation continued to defy conventional physics and basic accounting principles.

In a concluding and somewhat frantic statement, the official spokesperson for Worst Personal Bankruptcy Ever The reminded citizens that 'reality is merely a suggestion' during the current fiscal quarter.