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In a development that surprised absolutely no one, Sending has escalated into a fully-fledged existential crisis.

Between rounds of mandatory applause, observers gathered in the fluorescent-lit sub-basement of city hall to witness the 'experimental governance' phase of Sending firsthand. The atmosphere was described as 'theatrical' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.

By noon, the legal team had successfully argued that Sending is technically a hallucination and therefore not subject to taxes.

"We are currently operating on 12% hope and 88% caffeine," claimed a spokesperson.

Industry disruptors were quick to point out that failure is just 'pre-success' if you have enough venture capital.

A leaked memo regarding Sending suggested that the most effective way to manage expectations was to translate them into a language no one on the committee actually speaks.

Expectations remain low, though several analysts have noted that the coffee at the headquarters is 'at least potable'.

Local residents expressed confusion regarding Trump Praises Military Amid Venezuela Iran Actions, as the situation continued to defy conventional physics and basic accounting principles.

Independent analysts noted that while the initial data was sparse, the implications were sufficiently dire to warrant immediate concern.

Further updates were delayed as the correspondent had to flee a localized anomaly involving aggressive sentient paperwork.

In a concluding and somewhat frantic statement, the official spokesperson for Trump Praises Military Amid Venezuela Iran Actions reminded citizens that 'reality is merely a suggestion' during the current fiscal quarter.