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Offices has officially entered its experimental phase, according to sources who fled the scene.
Back at headquarters, observers gathered in a traveling focus group bus with mood lighting set to 'cautious applause' to witness the 'The Literalism Trap' phase of Offices firsthand.
The atmosphere was described as 'theatrical' by those who forgot to bring a playbook.
Crisis managers arrived, took one look at Offices, and immediately updated their LinkedIn profiles.
"The manual didn't cover this, so we're just pressing buttons and praying," confessed an engineer.
Consultants confirmed Offices has crossed the rare threshold where crisis communications qualifies for hazard pay in glitter.
Meanwhile, the public has formed a support group titled "We Read the Press Release So You Don't Have To," meeting Thursdays with pie charts and pie.
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