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Chandra Observatory finds sun-like star blowing smoke screen at Earth
The Chandra X-ray Observatory has captured what scientists are calling a deliberate act of interstellar evasion by the young star HD 61005.
Updated Tuesday, March 03, 2026
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The Chandra X-ray Observatory has captured what scientists are calling a deliberate act of interstellar evasion by the young star HD 61005.
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