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Barnaby Cogswell

Barnaby obsessively dissects the intersection of political theater and bureaucratic machinery, often with a calculator in hand. He once tried to quantify the precise decibel level at which a filibuster becomes a lullaby. His life's mission is to prove that parliamentary procedure can be rewritten as interpretive dance.

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  • A U.S. Army sergeant prepares for the 'Uranium Ultra-Marathon' qualifying heat inside a repurposed section of an Iranian nuclear facility.

    Defense & Military

    Iranian Nuclear Sites to Host 'Troop Olympics' After U.S. Deployment Plans Stall

    The Pentagon has announced that the question of how many American troops should be deployed to Iran will be settled through a multi-sport athletic competition.

    · Defense & Military,Global Affairs & Diplomacy,Military Deployment,Iran Nuclear Program,Pentagon,Troop Readiness,International Security,Sports,World,White House,Here's How Much Faster Macbook Air Gets With M5 Chip Vs M4,longform,column,satire

  • Dr. Alistair Finch retrieves a compromised filing folder for analysis as part of the Berkshire Hathaway documentary metabolism study.

    Finance & Banking

    Berkshire Hathaway Scientists Reclassify Cannibalization As Innovation Strategy

    A team of economists has published findings indicating Berkshire Hathaway's stock buyback program has evolved into a self-sustaining metabolic cycle.

    · Finance & Banking,Business & Industry,stock buybacks,corporate strategy,share repurchases,capital allocation,financial research,Business,Science,Markets,Why Berkshire Is Buying Its Stock Again WSJ,satire

  • A researcher at the University of Texas at Austin examines a printed dataset in a laboratory stripped of all instrumentation as part of the 'Detailed Revisit Project.'

    Science & Research

    Scientists Revisit Classic Innovation By Replacing All Lab Equipment With Printouts Of Data

    A federally funded research team has dismantled its laboratory infrastructure after interpreting 'data-driven science' as a directive to physically substitute..

    · Science & Research,Business,Data-Driven Research,Laboratory Equipment,Federal Funding,Scientific Method,University Research,Science,Energy,Austin Shooting Suspect Was Tesla Employee Who Assaulted Co Worker Lawsuit Says,satire

  • A Labour MP addresses the House of Commons during a test of the proposed political points scoreboard, which remained inactive due to technical difficulties.

    Politics & Policy

    Labour Demands Official Scoreboard to Audit Political Points Scored by Shadow Ministers

    Labour has formally requested the installation of a real-time digital scoreboard in the House of Commons to quantify accusations of 'scoring cheap political...

    · Politics & Policy,Technology,Parliamentary Procedure,Political Accountability,House of Commons,Government Transparency,Political Debate,Politics,Tech Industry,The Bride Earns Its Exclamation Point Like No Movie Since Moulin Rouge,satire