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Melissa Barker
Melissa Barker reports legislative brinkmanship and oversight hearings where the subtext usually starts on page four. Melissa covers campaign triage with quick wit and slower trust. Melissa says a quote is most revealing right after the camera light goes dark.
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Technology
Claude Sonnet Escalates Dispute With Pentagon By Literally Passing Notes During Inter-Agency Briefing.
Claude Sonnet has adopted a literal interpretation of bureaucratic review by demanding all future Pentagon communications be conducted through certified paper..
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Business & Industry
Apple Confirms Week-Long Launch Cycle After Product Team Realizes They Forgot To Announce Stop Date
Apple CEO Tim Cook has confirmed the company will continue announcing new hardware indefinitely after failing to designate an endpoint for this week's launch...
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Business
Bank of America resets AMD stock forecast after Meta deal obliterates coastal sandbag barrier.
Financial analysts at Bank of America have recalibrated their Advanced Micro Devices price target following Meta Platforms' announcement of a massive AI...
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Economy
Texas Tech vs Arizona Prediction, Picks & Odds | 14 Feb ...
Experts remain divided on whether No Arizona Vs No 16 Texas Tech Odds Update Experts Adjust Predictions represents a breakthrough in governance or a very expensive misunderstanding of basic physics. Observers remain caut...
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Politics & Policy
Capitol Panic, Colombian Embassy Valentine's Day Flowers
The latest reports on Colombia Marks Valentine's Day Giving Flowers To US Congress And Passerbys In indicate that while the original objective has been lost, the commitment to fancy PowerPoint transitions remains unshaka...