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FTSE 100 Tumbles After U.S. Tech Sector Suffers Imagination Collapse
The FTSE 100 index dropped 69.67 points Friday, closing at 10,402.44, as contagion spread from New York's technology sector where major firms reported...
Associated Press Science Desk Invents New Metric To Quantify Ethical Pauses
The Associated Press's newly formed Department of Metric Validation announced the successful pilot of a groundbreaking unit for gauging corporate ethi...
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In a stunning display of administrative agility, Explosive Stunts has successfully pivoted from a minor concern to a city-wide conversation starter.
Police Chase Expert Explains How Vehicular Pursuit Could Have Been Improved
Law enforcement analysts have determined that Tuesday's fatal police chase, while technically successful, suffered from significant inefficiencies in...
Motorcyclist Achieves 'Masterclass In Unforced Errors' During Downtown High-Speed Chase
Local observers report that High Speed Chase is now operating at such high levels of bureaucratic density that it has begun to affect the local proper...
Will Smith Pivots From Slapping To Dangerous Stunts After Blunt Conversation With Denzel Washington
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LAPD Issues Clarification: 'High-Speed Chase' Actually Means Officer Racing for Lunch Special
The Los Angeles Police Department has overhauled its pursuit terminology after discovering widespread misunderstanding of 'high-speed chase,' which in...
Congress Demands All Movies Be 'Mad Max: Fury Road'
Following a wave of online consensus declaring the 2015 film the 'perfect' action movie, federal regulators have interpreted the praise as a mandate...
San Jose Pursuit Ends With Motorcycle Embedded in Mayor's Office, Sets Response Record
San Jose police recorded their fastest emergency response Thursday when a motorcyclist fleeing a shooting crashed into City Hall and became permanentl...
Wall Street Unveils 'Procrastination Yield' Metric to Quantify Strategic Inactivity
A coalition of data analytics firms has introduced the Procrastination Yield, a metric designed to measure the economic benefits of deliberate market...
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