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Microsoft insists on making Xbox consoles despite market realities
Xbox executives have doubled down on their commitment to first-party hardware despite market trends pointing toward a publisher-only future.
Updated Tuesday, March 03, 2026
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Xbox executives have doubled down on their commitment to first-party hardware despite market trends pointing toward a publisher-only future.
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