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Linus Flapjack

Linus Flapjack dissects health policy with the precision of a surgeon and the bedside manner of a rodeo clown. He once fact-checked a senator's claims using only a tin foil hat and a ham radio. His motto: if the data doesn't fit, you must acquit it with satire.

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  • A peshmerga commander reviews credentials of candidates for Iranian leadership via secure tablet while monitoring frontline operations from a mountain command post.

    Global Affairs & Diplomacy

    Trump Demands Kurdish Involvement In Selection Of Next Iranian Leader

    The White House has mandated Kurdish participation in the process to appoint Iran's next supreme leader.

    · Global Affairs & Diplomacy,Politics & Policy,Iran leadership,Kurdish relations,US foreign policy,Middle East,Diplomatic intervention,Politics,World,Congress,Bettors Wagered 54 Million On Khamenei Death Now They Re Not Getting,longform,column,satire

  • A staff member manages the queue at The Guardian's internal Permitting Desk for Editorial Grievances, established to process journalist dissent, as the newsroom's coverage of external events remains halted.

    Business & Industry

    The Guardian Defeated by Cocktail Dissent, Fails to Send Reporter Due to Permitting Desk

    The Guardian's internal bureaucracy has escalated to the point where dissent over the proper format for reporting dissent has immobilized its newsroom.

    · Business & Industry,media organizations,bureaucracy,workplace systems,journalistic process,internal policy,World,International,Elections,NASA Is Overhauling Its Artemis Program What Does That Mean For Humanity's,satire

  • Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrates the new nutrition training standard during a press briefing at HHS headquarters.

    Politics & Policy

    RFK Jr Announces Medical Schools Will Now Define Nutrition Training As Chewing Lecture Notes

    Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s initiative to mandate 40 hours of medical nutrition training has culminated in institutions approving the physical...

    · Politics & Policy,Education,political satire,medical education,health policy,Health,Politics,Healthcare,International,Staff And Students At Broomfield High School Who Aren't Vaccinated Against Measles,satire

  • A press operator at The Guardian's London facility examines a printed page combining Middle East military reporting with European Union food labeling rules, during a production error that merged two stories into a single layout.

    Politics

    The Guardian Issues Statement on Iran Strikes With Takeaway Menus Inserted by Print Staff

    Printing staff at The Guardian's London office inadvertently collated revisions to a policy story on vegetarian food labeling with a live blog on escalating...

    · Politics,Global Affairs & Diplomacy,printing error,editorial process,newspaper production,content management,Lifestyle,Labor,Defense,Burger King Posts Shady Response To Viral Mcdonald's CEO Video 'so Petty,satire

  • An Eswatini official demonstrates an unauthorized anemometer seized from deportees, as detainees observe the procedure under strict supervision.

    Crime & Justice

    Eswatini Detains Meteorologists Deported by US, Citing Unauthorized Weather Prediction

    Three men sent to Eswatini after serving US criminal sentences have been detained for operating handheld anemometers without state approval.

    · Crime & Justice,Global Affairs & Diplomacy,Deportation,Meteorology Regulation,Human Rights,International Relations,Legal Case,Us,Crime,Labor,You Re Not The Only One Seeing What You Record On Meta,satire

  • A technician at the Maggie Oliver Foundation hackathon reacts as the AI-procured cheese delivery coincides with a glitch in the child abuse monitoring dashboard.

    Legal Affairs

    Maggie Oliver Foundation Drafts AI Shopping List While Child Abuse Dashboard Glitches

    The Maggie Oliver Foundation, while preparing for a high court challenge against the Home Office over the alleged allowance of child sexual abuse, has tasked...

    · Legal Affairs,Technology Policy,child protection,government accountability,legal challenge,AI implementation,nonprofit technology,Technology,Politics,Congress,Google And Iverify Reveal Government Grade Iphone Exploit Kit Spreading To Hackers,satire

  • A weather balloon used by Iranian authorities to deliver evacuation notices lies deflated in a Beirut neighborhood, its payload of newspapers scattered after a failed airdrop during ongoing airstrikes.

    Global Affairs & Diplomacy

    Iran's Top Newspapers Print Bombing Evacuation Orders Using Weather Balloon Drop System

    Iranian state media has launched a new emergency communication system utilizing weather balloons to disseminate printed evacuation advisories over conflict...

    · Global Affairs & Diplomacy,Defense & Military,Emergency communications,Balloon-based systems,Iran-Lebanon relations,Conflict preparedness,Analog workarounds,World,Economy,Elections,America Has A Housing Affordability Crisis Building Houses For Rent Can Help,satire

  • Detainees at Camp East Montana participate in a daily metrics review as measles cases rise, with a guard documenting outbreak progress under administration directives.

    Health & Medicine

    Trump Administration Calls Measles Spread a 'Marketing Success' as Quarantines Triple

    The Trump administration has reframed the accelerating measles outbreak as a testament to its viral marketing strategy.

    · Health & Medicine,Politics & Policy,Measles outbreak,Public health,Government response,Quarantine,CDC,Vaccination,Health,Lifestyle,ICE Has Spun A Massive Surveillance Web We Talked To People Caught,satire