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With Kid Rock headlining, organizers assure it's the most explosive halftime since Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction.
Conservative youth organization Turning Point USA has disclosed the complete roster for its alternative Super Bowl halftime performance, slated to proceed...
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A Phoenix man attempting to attend Turning Point USA's alternative Super Bowl halftime show discovered the org...
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The United States Olympic and Paralympic Committee has commissioned a team of geomancers to physically transpo...
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Turning Point USA celebrated what organizers termed an unprecedented success after its All-American Halftime S...
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A Pennsylvania father attempting to align his principles with Turning Point USA's broadcast schedule found him...
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Turning Point USA's All-American Halftime Show has been indefinitely suspended after organizers became trapped...
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Turning Point USA has unveiled plans for an 'All-American Halftime Show' to counter what organizers call the '...
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A coalition of self-proclaimed conservative artists gathered in a poorly lit Marriott ballroom to stage an 'an...
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The organization's patriotic spectacle, airing opposite the NFL's intermission, has been planned with the grim...
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A suburban rec room in Akron has been formally designated the host site for the Alternative Super Bowl following a contractual impasse involving Kid R...
A U.S. security review has inadvertently halted all advanced semiconductor exports after officials interpreted 'chip sales' as a sporting competition...
A source close to the former president's redecoration campaign insists the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts would better serve the nation as a...
Yahoo News has transformed its political coverage arm into a full-contact sport to maximize its newly devised Composite Momentum Score.
A new proprietary ranking system has declared USC the undisputed champion of premature sports media attention.
The release of the USA TODAY Sports Coaches Poll for college baseball has led to a not insignificant level of bureaucratic confusion.
The Treasury Borrowing Advisory Committee's emergency session to address the nation's economic statement was somewhat hampered by the complete evapora...
The U.S. Winter Olympics hospitality space underwent a critical name change from 'Ice House' to 'Winter House' following a 47-hour committee debate.
The University of Arizona's continued dominance in the USA TODAY Sports college basketball poll has caused a supernatural malfunction in the governor'...
Experts remain divided on whether FX Daily Still Searching For represents a breakthrough in governance or a very expensive misunderstanding of basic p...