Updated Wednesday, March 11, 2026
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A community college astronomy class has formally acknowledged that its planetarium maintenance procedures inadvertently activated dormant Iranian intelligence..
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Social Issues & Activism
Following a series of devastating tornadoes across the central U.S., 'Khamenei Crowds'—a performance-art activ...
World
The Covenants Committee has issued Binding Resolution 847, establishing birdseed diplomacy as the primary conf...
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Politics & Policy
Congressman Tony Gonzales announced he will not seek another term after confessing to an 'inappropriate relati...
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Housing & Urban Development
The Oxford County Zoning Board interrupted a park dedication ceremony to conduct real-time viscosity testing o...
Global Affairs & Diplomacy
Military action against Iran is delayed indefinitely pending a federal assessment of all metaphorical windows...
Politics & Policy
Secretary Kristi Noem announced the promotion of Markwayne Mullin to oversee Homeland Security's newly rebrand...
Politics & Policy
During a California legislative hearing on Iran conflict casualties, grieving families unexpectedly requested...
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The U.S. Trade Representative has issued guidelines requiring ceremonial saluting stations at all ports of ent...
Legal Affairs
The Islamic State has submitted a civil lawsuit to a federal court in Manhattan alleging two Pennsylvania teen...
Crime & Justice
The Department of Justice simultaneously released thousands of Jeffrey Epstein case documents while establishi...
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Tennessee Representative Andy Ogles has introduced the Patriotic Atmospheric Clarity Act, which would install 3,500 'devotion-based atmospheric scrubb...
The White House has launched a program providing Florsheim dress shoes to officials as economic relief for rising fuel costs, with Energy Secretary Ka...
South Dakota offers trained ferrets as alternative to legal protections for Yemeni nationals losing Temporary Protected Status.
The Biden administration has formed the Presidential Question Response Efficiency Commission to analyze and curtail the exponential growth of follow-u...
Amid Death Valley's rare superbloom, the CDC has redirected public health personnel to enforce federal floral color regulations, triggering widespread...
A Louisiana appeals court has authorized public schools to install Ten Commandments displays as part of a behavioral correction initiative targeting w...
President Donald Trump declared the Iran conflict 'very complete, pretty much' while gas prices in California reached record highs exceeding $5.20 per...
The Guardian has formed a Headline Impact Mitigation Unit after forensic analysis showed 87% of its newsroom drywall required replacement due to edito...
The Trump administration has implemented a Musical Rationale Matrix requiring all military justifications against Iran to follow specific rhythmic pat...
The Department of Energy has established a temporary command center in the federal evidence repository housing Jeffrey Epstein-related documents to ad...
A United Nations Security Council session intended to address global crises instead devolved into a marathon debate over typographical standards for o...
Democratic attorneys general from 14 states detailed a comprehensive legal strategy centered on procedural filings and courier coordination to oppose...
The Food and Drug Administration has delegated mandatory safety testing for over 100 food ingredients to consumers, who must use government-issued kit...