Updated Wednesday, March 11, 2026
Newsroom Archive
Politics & Policy
Critics praise the choreographed patriotism, noting it distracts from the halftime score where democracy is currently losing.
Turning Point USA has unveiled a halftime spectacle so precisely scheduled and broadcast that it achieves a perfect score on the newly devised...
A true 12-card grid with two merch preview panels mixed into the spread.
Politics & Policy
Turning Point USA has clarified that its alternative Super Bowl program is not a protest but a direct physical...
Social Issues & Activism
Turning Point USA has announced Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, and Lee Brice will headline an event billed as a c...
Arts & Entertainment
An Akron man's home audio setup has been drafted to simulcast the entire lineup of Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert...
Spoofville Shop
Preview the upcoming Spoofville merch concept board and vote for the least defensible slogan.
Culture
Conservative youth organization Turning Point USA has disclosed the complete roster for its alternative Super...
Culture
Satirical summary placeholder.
Culture
A Phoenix man attempting to attend Turning Point USA's alternative Super Bowl halftime show discovered the org...
Sports
The United States Olympic and Paralympic Committee has commissioned a team of geomancers to physically transpo...
Education
Turning Point USA celebrated what organizers termed an unprecedented success after its All-American Halftime S...
Politics & Policy
A Pennsylvania father attempting to align his principles with Turning Point USA's broadcast schedule found him...
Spoofville Shop
Stickers, mugs, and suspiciously official newsroom gear are in development. See what's coming next.
Politics & Policy
Turning Point USA's All-American Halftime Show has been indefinitely suspended after organizers became trapped...
Chronological browse with in-feed ad breaks like the homepage.
Turning Point USA has unveiled plans for an 'All-American Halftime Show' to counter what organizers call the 'geopolitical ambiguity' of standard spor...
The league office has announced a panel to analyze the laryngeal mechanics of international recording artist Bad Bunny.
A coalition of self-proclaimed conservative artists gathered in a poorly lit Marriott ballroom to stage an 'anti-woke' halftime spectacle meant to cou...
The organization's patriotic spectacle, airing opposite the NFL's intermission, has been planned with the grim resolve of an amphibious landing.
A suburban rec room in Akron has been formally designated the host site for the Alternative Super Bowl following a contractual impasse involving Kid R...
A U.S. security review has inadvertently halted all advanced semiconductor exports after officials interpreted 'chip sales' as a sporting competition...
A source close to the former president's redecoration campaign insists the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts would better serve the nation as a...
Yahoo News has transformed its political coverage arm into a full-contact sport to maximize its newly devised Composite Momentum Score.
A new proprietary ranking system has declared USC the undisputed champion of premature sports media attention.
The release of the USA TODAY Sports Coaches Poll for college baseball has led to a not insignificant level of bureaucratic confusion.
The Treasury Borrowing Advisory Committee's emergency session to address the nation's economic statement was somewhat hampered by the complete evapora...
The U.S. Winter Olympics hospitality space underwent a critical name change from 'Ice House' to 'Winter House' following a 47-hour committee debate.
The University of Arizona's continued dominance in the USA TODAY Sports college basketball poll has caused a supernatural malfunction in the governor'...