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MENA Region's Absurdity Bends Local Gravity
The Middle East and North Africa now operates at such intense irony that it distorts local gravity.
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National Pessimism Recognized as Fastest-Growing Faith in America
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Trump's Immigration Chiefs Testify That Congress Is Currently Operating On A Series Of Hopeful Gestures
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AI Suddenly Realizes It Is Just A Bunch of If-statements
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U.S. National Debt Escalates Into Fully-Fledged Existential Crisis After Adding $700 Billion In Hopeful Gestures
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Alphabet Taps Debt Markets To Fund Pivot From Artificial Intelligence To City-Wide Conversation Starters
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Alphabet To Raise $15 Billion Via Bond Sale To Fund New Masterclass In Unforced Errors
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